ARE Y’ALL READY FOR THIS?!!! No, seriously, are y’all ready for the insanity that is going to go down in this movie?!!! Need a drink (or ten) to help you prepare/get through it? Well, last night Posh and I braved the cold (haha, who am I kidding, we’re in Austin!) and the lines to see this movie at midnight, JUST so we could bring all of you, dear readers, The Official FYA Breaking Dawn, Part 1 Drinking Game!
If you’ve been watching cast interviews, or following us on Twitter, you might wonder what there could possibly be to drink to, since Taylor Lautner let slip that since this installment of the Twilight saga was “really character driven”, he only takes his shirt off once. (But Taylor, sweetie, being shirtless IS a good distraction from the bad source material part of your character!) Anywho, never fear! Between the two of us, we found PLENTY of things to drink to, so print these out, stuff your pockets with those little bottles of whiskey, and head on out to your local theater!
OFFICIAL DRINKING GAME RULES:
Take One Drink When:
- Edward bites a human
- Charlie makes you cry
- There’s a toast at the wedding
- The movie tries to justify Jacob’s impending imprint
- For each of the bruises Edward finds on Bella the morning after (Bella just fell down the stairs is all)
- The pro-life vs. pro-choice theme makes you uncomfortable
- The camera pans to Jasper
- Seth Clearwater is adorable
- You feel deathly afraid of being pregnant
- The Cesarean Dentata occurs
- Michael Sheen appears
At The Alamo Drafthouse, they served this delicious Sangria in a blood bag!
Take a shot when:
- Charlie declares his own hotness.
- Stephenie Meyer appears.
- Edward breaks the headboard.
- The getting-ready-for-sex montage occurs.
- You see the ‘science!’ of Bella’s insides.
Chug for the duration of:
- The wedding kiss
- The Volvo commercial
- Any vampire sparkling
- The wolf telepathic pow-wow (This one might kill you)
- Bella drinking blood
Empty the bottle/glass for:
- THE IMPRINT
This is, uh, 3 bags in...
Comrade Cullen says “Bottoms Up!”
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The FYA DC book club is going to see it tonight. I’m SO STOKED. I may have made some incredibly epic t-shirts for optimal viewing experience. Unfortunately, there’s no blood bags served in our movie theater, so I’ll have to settle for getting really drunk ahead of time at the bar across the street.
We expect to be sent photographic evidence of said epic t-shirts!!!
even thou im 9 i love there movies i got the book of twilight breaking dawn and im on the 19th chapeter and I LOVE IT I ECSPELLY LIKE EDWARD AND BELLA
We have an FYA London bookclub field-trip to see this on Monday. I do not like Twilight. I do like gin. This should help provide me with a creative way to self-medicate.
Wait – do you mean London, UK or London, Ont? If you mean UK can I please come sit at the cool kids table?
London, UK! We are going to the Ritzy (Picturehouse) in Brixton, tonight – 20.50 showing – we have already booked tickets but only for four of us, and there are plenty left (less than half sold) – me and one other are meeting for self-medication in the bar beforehand – and you would be more than welcome to come along! If you “do” facebook we have a group which I have added as my website, so you can ask to join and then I can ping you over a message, so you can find us.
YOU A IDIT IF YOU DONT LIKE TWILIGHT SO DONT GO ON HERE IF YOU DONT LIKT TWILIGHT IS THAT CLEAR SO BYEAND TTYL
Oh my. I wish I’d had this (and ANY drink stronger than a Diet Coke!) at the theatre last night. We all needed it. I settled for a lot of laughter – much of it nervous, or probably in places you weren’t supposed to laugh. That IMPRINT. Omg. I need a drink now just thinking about it…
I’m a come-and-go reader of your shenanigans, and I love them every time. Had I the insight and awareness to know you guys were in Austin, I probably would have joined for said shenanigans. This is hilarious.
The POW-WOW. GOOD effing GOD! Hilarity. Such hilarity.
I’m going tonight, but I plan to get drunk first. I don’t think I can sit through it sober.
Yeah, we would not advise sobriety for this film.
I had to cover my eyes in embarrassment for the entire Wolf Pow Wow scene. It would have worked in Homeward Bound maybe? Man, this movie. I haven’t laughed that hard since Bridesmaids.
I was surprised they didn’t animate their mouths like in Dr. Doolittle!
I saw this last night with my book club and the drinking game would have been SO handy! Although, I’m preggs so the non-alcoholic version.
Speaking of pregnancy….ugh! I do not want to birth a baby now (yeah like I ever did ) but really, really, that scene was so creepy! And not only did I think it was creepy but the baby in my womb did too! My baby was so freaked out by it that it would not stop kicking me until the scene was over. TRUE FACTS.
And that was like the first time I *really* felt the baby move/kick. Which made me spazz but also made me proud that even my unborn kid could tell that that plot line was crap.
Love this. Also, so very sorry/proud of you for making it through this movie! I would not be able to handle it while pregnant!
This is hilarious. Your unborn baby is a smart kid already.
This. Is. Lethal. Even before getting to shots, that drink for every wedding toast will get you in trouble.
So yeah, I don’t drink, and I really don’t think I can see this movie in theaters. I’m pretty sure I’ll get it from the library when it comes out on dvd, and then watch it with my hands over my eyes by myself in my own house. If I’m going to do this sober, I really need to be alone.
LOVE the sangria bags
. And what I love even more is that they are actually Medela breast milk storage bags. (Who would only get a 5 oz. blood transfusion?) That being said, I’m totally set to make my own sangria to sneak in to the theatre.
“(Who would only get a 5oz. transfusion?)”
The bags used in neonate units and also the bags used for bone marrow transplantation are tiny (usually 100mL-250mL, depending on the need). I’m not denying that those are breast milk bags, cause they are. Just answering the question.
Absolutely true! I was envisioning the bags you use when you *donate* blood
. Which would totally hold a lot more sangria…
CHEERS
I SO want a sangria blood bag drink. Like, right now. I don’t care that it’s 1:30 in the afternoon.
Also, I think I might drag my husband to this movie this weekend.
But I really, really want that sangria blood bag. Did I mention that?
This drinking game looks epic. Hubby and I will definitely partake. Sadly, we’ll probably just have to sneak in a flask, which is way less exciting than sangria bloodbags. Those bloodbags are so awesome, and you guys are adorable!
OH, that looks like so much more fun than I had! I still had a good time though, and the movie was way better than I expected. RPatz and KStew definitely did their best so far (admittedly, not hard to top the other movies :p) I actually found RPatz to be downright charming in quite a lot of it!
Did you see the YA Highway link to FYA’s HSA of THG trailer? Didja? Didja? Because YA Highway also linked to the The YA Paranormal Drinking Game, which just might be the ultimate YA drinking game. Unless FYA wants to top it. I’m just sayin’.
http://ricklipman.blogspot.com/2011/11/ya-paranormal-drinking-game.html
The Sangria blood bags look so awesome! My theater seems so lame in comparison. All they have is overpriced Cokes. Boo.
You girls crack me up! Wish I’d had this list when I went. Makes me almost (and I say almost–Nah!) want to go again just so I can play!
Those blood bags are AWESOME. I think I might print this out for my trip to the theater tonight!
I am going to die of alcohol poisoning…….
those blood bags are the coolest.
also, this movie? so bat shit cray. so glad I saw it on opening night.
Um, I played this drinking game the other night. I don’t remember the second half of the movie and spent the night dry-heaving. Drinking before the movie probably didn’t help.
i’m also going to add to my own personal rules “anytime bella has her mouth open and i can see her OH MR WILSON! chicklet teeth….”
So glad we found this game as we *yes* waited in line to get in to the theater. No way I’m sitting through a crap movie in crap seats. I have to say though, the drinking game was perfect. The movie was … better than I expected.
Wish I would have thought to check this before braving it. I forced a friend to go with me. I have this terrible compulsion to watch every movie based on any book I’ve read…even the bad ones. However, we did manage to piss off about 12 “OHEMGEE ITS EDWARD/JACOB!!!” teenies so that was fun ^_^
Also, you should probably toss up a disclaimer “WARNING: YOU MAY NEED YOUR STOMACH PUMPED IF YOU FOLLOW THESE RULES!”
I did not see this movie in theaters just so I could wait for DVD and try out this game, which I am hoping will have me passed out half way through and I won’t have to watch the terrible acting!