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Never Have I Ever Pretended To Be My Dead Twin

August 4, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for Never Have I Ever by Sara Shepard cover story: dust jacket removal bff charm: ehhhh swoonworthy scale: >:[ talky talk: speed read bonus factor: identity swap relationship status: let’s meet up at the bar

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Wooo Hooo Witchy Woman

May 11, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for Chime by Franny Billingsley cover story: blaaarg bff charm: yay! swoonworthy scale: 7 talky talk: hit or miss bonus factor: second sight relationship status: i’ll run away with you

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You do not talk about The Lying Game

April 27, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for The Lying Game by Sara Shepard cover story: whhhhhhy? bff charm: yes and no swoonworthy scale: 2 talky talk: two for one bonus factors: extreme pranks, christopher pike relationship status: flaky friend

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sweet valley ain’t never seen twins like this

January 27, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for Pretty Bad Things by C.J. Skuse cover story: double brown bag it bff charm: yay & nay swoonworthy scale: 1 talky talk: talk dirty to me bonus factors: legend of billie jean, las vegas relationship status: innocent bystander

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countin’ incestuous dresden dolls on the wall

October 8, 2010
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Hey, hey, FYA, how many banned books you going to read today? (This is why I was never a cheerleader.  Or a Vietnam war protester.) We hope you enjoyed our Banned Books Week celebration (mockery?  mockebration? . . . celery?) last week, and had a good laugh at some of the ridiculous behavior of America’s overly [...]

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Sweet Valley High Gave Me the Kissing Disease: SVH 26-30 + 2 Super Editions!

July 2, 2010
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You guys!  Are you so excited?  Like, Jesse Spano-on-Caffeine Pills level of excitement?  Sweet Valley High is BACK, bishes! I know exactly how you feel.  When I’m not reading a Sweet Valley High book and playing the drinking game, a sort of depression falls over me.  It’s characterized by a lack of stabbing pains in [...]

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Hasta La Vista, Todd: Sweet Valley High 21-25 + Perfect Summer

May 14, 2010
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What ho, FYAers?  Have you all been very busy perfecting your tans, flipping your sun-kissed blonde hair over your shoulder, watching your perfect size six figures and ruining strangers’ lives by interfering in their personal problems? Good!!  Then that means you’re ready for another round of Sweet Valley High drinking! Where last we left off, [...]

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terror in the skies! Sweet Valley High 16-20

April 1, 2010
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You guys didn’t think I’d forgotten about poor Sweet Valley High, did you?  Well, I didn’t forget.  I willfully ignored them.  That’s different. But lo, here I am, with yet another installment of our favorite shitbags, Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, and their many and varied friends and family members, all as horrible as they are [...]

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More Crying, More Cancer, Less Cheerleaders: Sweet Valley High 11-15

February 12, 2010
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Whew.  You know how, in school, you had to read some really long, boring book for class, and you hated it so you put it off to the very end, and finished it up in the stairwell between Chemistry and English? Actually, that never happened to me, cause I really like books, so I usually [...]

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Dosvedanya, Russia! Hello, Sweet Valley!

January 8, 2010
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Hello, Comrades!  I’m back in the nice, relatively warm, capitalist United States of America!  The first thing I did when I settled back into my own house in Texas was eat some Mexican food. The second thing I did was pick up more Sweet Valley High books.  (Actually, that’s a lie, this past week I [...]

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