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Even the Big Dipper can’t hold my love for this book

January 26, 2012
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BOOK REPORT for The Fault In Our Stars by John Green cover story: like a mothereffing ADULT! bff charm: a thousand times yes swoonworthy scale: 8 talky talk: John Greentastic bonus factors: non-Nicholas Sparks cancer, Cliff Huxtable Award of Awesome Dadhood, Amsterdam, The Price of Dawn relationship status: infinite love

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this could be the year for the real thing

June 3, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for Beauty Queens by Libba Bray cover story: oliver’s army bff charm: yay plus 8 swoonworthy scale: 7 talky talk: feminism 101 with Mindy Kaling as your professor bonus factor: toddlers and tiaras, the fifty nifty united states, pirates, glbtq, the politics of hair, Kim Jong Il, Sarah Palin, footnotes relationship status: Islands in the [...]

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You and I must make a pact

May 16, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for I’ll Be There by Holly Goldberg Sloan cover story: showoff bff charm: maybe adoption certificate: YES!! swoonworthy scale: 8 talky talk: razor sharp bonus factors: mysterious loner dude, loyal pet, karma relationship status: never gonna let you go

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i’ll meet you in dreamland

April 22, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for Dreamland Social Club by Tara Altebrando cover story: pitchfork would give it a ten bff charm: yay! swoonworthy scale: 8 talky talk: a magical walk along the beach bonus factors: Coney Island, roller coasters, great teachers, the Tami Taylor Award for Amazing Mothers relationship status: those summer niiiiiights

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have the lambs stopped screaming, hamish?

December 10, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for violence 101 by denis wright bff charm: a wary yay? swoonworthy scale: 0 talky talk: julie/julia bonus factors: the art of war, the idiocy of youth, droogs, new zealand anti-bonus factor: bret easton ellis relationship status: the clarice to this book’s hannibal

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In this whole world there’s nobody as lonely as she…

December 2, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for Flyaway by Lucy Christopher BFF Charm: Yay!! Swoonworthy Scale: 5 Talky Talk: Prosetastic Bonus Factor: Grandads, All of the things that make me cry Relationship Status: Soul Sisters

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HOLY. EFFING. SHIZZ.

November 4, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for Monsters of Men by Patrick Ness bff charm: A THOUSAND TIMES YES OBVS swoonworthy scale: 4 talky talk: wild west meets the borg bonus factors: allegory, cardio, loyal pet, the Anton Chigurh Badass Villain award relationship status: everything I do, I do it for you.

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Be Mine, or I LOVE YOU, CAMERON QUICK!!!!

October 12, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for Sweethearts by Sara Zarr BFF Charm: YAY!!!!!!! Swoonworthy Scale: 9 Talky Talk: Straight Up Bonus Factor: Mysterious Loner Dude, The Book That Broke My Heart, Covertastic Relationship Status: My Heart Will Go On

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the official mockingjay TEABS survival guide (ok, it’s a drinking game)

August 27, 2010
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now that you’ve finished mockingjay, do you find yrself experiencing any of the following symptoms? spontaneous fits of uncontrollable sobbing hours spent staring blankly at a wall an inability to converse about topics unrelated to hunger games an extreme aversion to white roses constantly referring to yr pet as “buttercup” if you meet any of [...]

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Well, I need a drink. Or twelve. Mockingjay!

August 26, 2010
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I think I have sympathy PTSD now.  Anyone else?  Is TEABS a treatable condition according to the American Medical Association? Full spoilers for Mockingjay after the cut.  No apologies to Henri included.

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