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you may be a lover but you ain’t no dancer

May 20, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for family by Micol Ostow cover story: exception to the rule bff charm: not so much, no swoonworthy scale: 0 talky talk:  i like you, but. i wish you. had written. in sentences. bonus factors: cults, shit getting real, kickass trailer relationship status: i’d grant your parole

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no folks, not THAT kind of living dead

March 23, 2011
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BOOK REPORT for Living Dead Girl by Elizabeth Scott cover story: just fine bff charm: the rescuers swoonworthy scale: NO talky talk: unsettling, clearly bonus/anti-bonus factor: Law and Order: SVU relationship status: i’ll be there

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we should have each other with cream

August 6, 2010
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book report for The Turning : What Curiosity Kills by Helen Ellis bff charm: yes, but . . . swoonworthy scale: 4 talky talk: straight up Gossip Girl bonus factors: turf wars, tommyknockers, marijuana, craziest library evs relationship status: waiting in line for Lois

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Forest = The Village minus lameness plus zombies

November 12, 2009
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REPORT CARD for The Forest of Hands and Teeth bff charm: yay! swoonworthy scale: 4 talky talk: a little Jesusy bonus factors: zombies relationship status: the friend with benefits I keep around when my One True Love, Hunger Games, is being uncommunicative

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blood sausage, hold the roasted garlic

October 30, 2009
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In today’s news of Twilight WTFery, Forks, Washington is going to open a Twilight restaurant.  Because the world just cannot resist pissing me off.

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I’m the girl on fire (for this book)

September 4, 2009
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REPORT CARD for The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins bff charm: YAY! swoonworthy scale: 8 talky talk: no messing around bonus factors: battle royale, dystopia, project runway relationship status: ETERNAL LOVE x INFINITY plus 1

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