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Slambook

Peace, man, cool, hey, the babysitter’s here: BSC 1-3

June 27, 2011
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Once upon a time, I was sitting in a restaurant in NYC with Erin, Jenny, Posh and Lenore, sharing a delightful dinner of duck sausage and black rice, steak frites, an amazing asparagus dish I can no longer remember due to the delicious cocktails I also consumed, discussing Sweet Valley High and our various ongoing [...]

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I Kissed a Wolf (And I Liked It)

June 23, 2011
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Welcome to another installment of Smarty Pants, where you, our fellow YAngelists, get the chance to show how much funnier and more clever you are than us. Hooray! Our official FYA minstrel, Alison, is back with another parody song that is sure to get stuck in yr head for days… and days… and hey, it [...]

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Teen Wolf: It’s not canceled yet!

June 14, 2011
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I have a crappy cold, my kid had a bazillion shots at the doctor today and is a major grouch and I’m really tired. So what better way to top off a great day than with an episode of Teen Wolf: Aaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo!! I totally missed some parts due to said kid screaming upstairs and not [...]

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A highly scientific analysis of the Breaking Dawn Part 1 Teaser

June 6, 2011
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In case you missed the MTV Movie Awards last night,  something totally major happened. No, I’m not talking about the fact that Robert Pattinson kissed Taylor Lautner, because you couldn’t even tell if it was actually on the lips. And also, Taylor was wearing a shirt. What I’m talking about, obviously, is the premiere of [...]

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Teen Wolf: Never say die

June 6, 2011
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You guys, MTV is doing this new thing, where they have a TV show that doesn’t feature pregnant teenagers! It’s called Teen Wolf — while it’s based on a movie none of its target audience has even heard of, let alone seen (for which they can be eternally grateful*), it’s NOT based on another, better [...]

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in Soviet Russia, books censor you!

June 6, 2011
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Christ, America. Mommy can’t leave you alone for ONE MINUTE while she has some caviar-flavored vodka before you totally go batshit insane, breaking Mommy’s favorite vase and sticking your fingers into light sockets. In case this is the only YA blog you read, or, in other words, in case you are a Parent or Significant [...]

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How to Justify a Fourth Hunger Games Movie

June 1, 2011
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In case you recently swore off Twitter due to the deluge of Hunger Games casting news about that one character that had no name and come to think of it wasn’t even mentioned in the book, allow me to fill you in on an important development: Lionsgate is one greedy mothercusser. Oh wait! You already [...]

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I want to get away, I want to fly away (from this casting news)

May 24, 2011
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So remember a few weeks ago when all of those Hunger Games casting rumors were floating around? The names people kept throwing out were Stanley Tucci, Woody Harrelson and Lenny Kravitz. My brain took those three names and tried to figure out who on earth each of those people could possibly be cast as. I [...]

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omg that wuz 2 much humiliation 2 bear!

May 23, 2011
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Happy, happy Monday, happy, happy Monday, happy, ha… Oh, hello there!  Sorry, you just caught me at work. On a Monday. But it ‘s the Monday before BEA!!!! And not just one but four of your ever faithful FYAers are going to be meeting up tomorrow for cocktails book fun!  In NYC! In an effort [...]

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so, we have our drunken victor!

May 11, 2011
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In case you guys have been living under a rock and/or just gave up on the internet after Twitter went down yesterday and haven’t heard the news, WE HAVE OUR HAYMITCH. Woody Harrelson, who everyone was mildly pants-shitting concerned would be cast as President Snow or, God forbid, Cinna (which would have been AWFUL), has [...]

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