April 1, 2010
You guys didn’t think I’d forgotten about poor Sweet Valley High, did you? Well, I didn’t forget. I willfully ignored them. That’s different. But lo, here I am, with yet another installment of our favorite shitbags, Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, and their many and varied friends and family members, all as horrible as they are [...]
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March 12, 2010
Yesterday poshdeluxe asked me to write an epic poem about Twilight. Of course, she was just joking, but ha ha!! I was serious! (It’s why you should never jokingly challenge me to do something. I’ve had food poisoning at least three times as the result of a joke challenge.) Unfortunately, in case you haven’t noticed [...]
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