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The Lady Loves of Pacey Witter: A Highly Scientific Analysis

July 28, 2011
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What, you thought I was going to do a Highly Scientific Analysis of the boys of Dawson’s Creek? Are you high? There is only one boy worth anyone’s time, and that boy is Pacey Witter, love of my high school life. If you were in love with Jack, then, well, that probably got awkward for [...]

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The Odds Are Good, But The Goods Are Odd

July 27, 2011
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When we first heard the news that Liam “Mr. Cyrus” Hemsworth and Josh “Square Head” Hutcherson had been cast as Gale and Peeta, respectively, we were…disappointed, to say the least. But, we thought, movie’s are full of magic! Make-up and costuming and hair dye can work magic! We’ll have to wait to know for sure. [...]

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10 High School Lessons I Learned from Harry Potter

July 14, 2011
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YOU GUYS!!!  IT’S ONLY TWELVE HOURS AWAY!!!  PROBABLY EVEN LESS SO IF YOU LIVE IN ANOTHER PLACE!  IT HAS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED IF YOU LIVE IN THAILAND!  AHHHH! Yes, I’m freaking out about the Harry Potter 7.2 premiere, OBVS.  And I know that there are at least three of you reading this who are rolling [...]

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A highly scientific analysis of Dean vs. Jess Vs. Logan

June 9, 2011
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A few weeks ago, the scientific community rose up and shouted with one voice, “No doi!” when Posh published the results of her analysis of Ben and Noel’s romantic potential energy . Then you all clamored for more science, asking for a breakdown of Dean vs. Jess vs. Logan. And my first thought was “Pshaw. [...]

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BEA Book Post: What’s new, pussycat?

June 1, 2011
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So, you guys probably haven’t heard, cause we’ve been keeping it super on the down-low, but we went to this thing called the Book Expo of America last week.  I mean, no big deal, or anything; it’s just a crazy wonderland where you get to hang out with really cool people who work at publishing [...]

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How to Justify a Fourth Hunger Games Movie

June 1, 2011
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In case you recently swore off Twitter due to the deluge of Hunger Games casting news about that one character that had no name and come to think of it wasn’t even mentioned in the book, allow me to fill you in on an important development: Lionsgate is one greedy mothercusser. Oh wait! You already [...]

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president snow is a Canadian?

May 31, 2011
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That makes his insiduousness all the more surprising!  President Snow!  You’re from Canada!  You’re supposed to love the earth and smoke pot and feel smugly superior to your neighbors to the south!  Why are you spending all of your time smelling like blood? Ha ha, just kidding.  President Snow remains a Panemian (Panemite?  Panemonian?), but [...]

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Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes can kill people

May 18, 2011
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In case you don’t check Twitter as obsessively as I check the clock for happy hour, allow me to introduce you to a little ole magazine cover that made its way around the internets today: THAT’S RIGHT, BISHES! JLaw no longer has to put up with blonde jokes. LET US CONVO.

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And they lived happily ever after … and after … and after

April 21, 2011
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, every plot was brand new. Lovers met, lost and met again. Parents were cruel or kind. Leaders became despots, heroes saved the day and sacrificed themselves. The courageous went on quests. And all for the FIRST TIME. But you guys, that was a long time [...]

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Way to rub salt in Willow Smith’s wounds, Lionsgate.

April 20, 2011
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Lionsgate casting directors, I do believe YOU are on fire this week! Not only do you have us already sobbing into our beers over Rue’s death with your casting of sweet little Amandla Stenberg, you’ve given us a Prim we’d all jump into the arena to protect. At this rate, all I can do is [...]

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