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Book Report

Just so you know Sally, unlike Bret I’m available immediately

September 6, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for the ruby in the smoke by philip pullman, book 1* of the sally lockhart trilogy bff charm: YAY! swoonworthy scale: 7 talky talk: perfect prose bonus factors: feminism, dickens relationship status: goin’ to the chapel *i wanted to review all three books here, but it would have been too spoilerific to even [...]

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jacob, i’ll always let you have the last strawberry wafer.

September 2, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for the patterns of paper monsters by emma rathbone bff charm: i’d try, but he wouldn’t take it. swoonworthy scale: 4 talky talk: straight up raw with a splash of beauty bonus factors: mysterious loner dude, murderer convention, adult cover relationship status: strangers brought together by saturday detention

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if wishes were horses, i’d wish for a different crush

August 30, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for you wish by mandy hubbard bff charm: yay swoonworthy scale: 2 talky talk: basic black with hot accessories bonus factor: toy story anti-bonus factor: motocross relationship status: just friends

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devil with the blue wig on

August 20, 2010
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book report for The Julian Game by adele griffin bff charm: yay! swoonworthy scale: 7 minus 9 plus 5 equals 3 talky talk: straight up with a side of chatspeak bonus factors: sarcastic British boys, cyber-bullying, borscht relationship status:  just friends

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jessica notso darling isso my soul twin

August 19, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for the jessica darling series by megan mccafferty bff charm: HELLS TO THE YES swoonworthy scale: 10 talky talk: straight up with a shot of sass bonus factors: marcus flutie aka the ultimate mysterious loner dude, the clueless crew, jersey, early aughties, kickass gram, reality bites relationship status: MARRIED FOR ETERNITY TIMES INFINITY [...]

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Sisters, Sisters, There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters…

August 17, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for Confessions of the Sullivan Sisters by Natalie Standiford BFF Charm: Yay, Hells Yes, & Of Course, Sweetie! Swoonworthy Scale: 4 Talky Talk: Letterary Genius Bonus Factors: Sisters, Kick-Ass Gram, Old Money Eccentricity Relationship Status: BFFS

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i’m not fat, i’m fluffy

August 16, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for plus by veronica chambers bff charm: yay swoonworthy scale: 6 talky talk: e! after-school special bonus factor: modeling, diversity, sassy best friend relationship status: crush

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psst! yr fly is open!

August 12, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for fly on the wall by e. lockhart bff charm: yay! swoonworthy scale: 4 talky talk: 2 legit 2 quit bonus factors: fine arts high school, comics, asian collectible toys, nuddy pants relationship status: girl crush

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Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

August 10, 2010
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BOOK REPORT for The Replacement by Brenna Yovanoff BFF Charm: Yay! Swoonworthy Scale: 5 Talky Talk: Harkening to the olden days, when Tim Burton was awesome Bonus Factors: Underworld! Superstitions! Genuine Spookiness! Relationship Status: Going Steady

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we should have each other with cream

August 6, 2010
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book report for The Turning : What Curiosity Kills by Helen Ellis bff charm: yes, but . . . swoonworthy scale: 4 talky talk: straight up Gossip Girl bonus factors: turf wars, tommyknockers, marijuana, craziest library evs relationship status: waiting in line for Lois

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