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Well, I need a drink. Or twelve. Mockingjay!

August 26, 2010
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I think I have sympathy PTSD now.  Anyone else?  Is TEABS a treatable condition according to the American Medical Association? Full spoilers for Mockingjay after the cut.  No apologies to Henri included.

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Don’t treat me this way, Collins (Mockingjay ch 1-15)

August 25, 2010
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!!!!  I cannot believe that, in my drunken state, I thought “15 sounds like a well-rounded place to stop for the day.   Let’s stop there!”  WHAT WAS I THINKING. You guys all know the drill: we’re discussing the first fifteen chapters of Mockingjay right now.  ONLY the first 15 chapters!  If you’ve finished the book, [...]

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Mockingjay is eating my face!

August 24, 2010
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And making me totally crazy!!!  Because, for maybe the first time in my life, outside of dance parties, I AGREE WITH HENRI. More under the cut!  Remember, we are discussing spoilers for chapters 1 through 5 ONLY.  Please do not reply with information after chapter 5 to this post.  (We will be coming at you [...]

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devil with the blue wig on

August 20, 2010
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book report for The Julian Game by adele griffin bff charm: yay! swoonworthy scale: 7 minus 9 plus 5 equals 3 talky talk: straight up with a side of chatspeak bonus factors: sarcastic British boys, cyber-bullying, borscht relationship status:  just friends

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the long-awaited Hunger Games drinking game

August 18, 2010
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You guys.  YOU GUYS.  The release of Mockingjay is only 5 and a half days away!!  How have we come so far, so fast?  And how have we done it without a drinking game to celebrate each rebel victory and mourn each crushing defeat?  WHAT KIND OF (PEETA) MALARKY IS THIS? Thankfully, FYA is here [...]

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the only girl i’ve ever {despised} was born with roses in her eyes – Flowers in the Attic ch 7-10

August 13, 2010
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 What?  They were both locked in attics!  Too soon? That’s right, it’s Flowers in the Attic day!!   So fix yourself a stiff drink, eye up your hottest family relation, and let’s get to snarking!

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the blues walked in and met me: Pretty Little Liars 1×9

August 10, 2010
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Got a secret!  Can you keep it?  I actually . . . enjoyed last week’s episode of Pretty Little Liars?  I know.  I KNOW.  DON’T MOCK ME. Did you miss it?  Want to catch up?  Step inside!

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we should have each other with cream

August 6, 2010
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book report for The Turning : What Curiosity Kills by Helen Ellis bff charm: yes, but . . . swoonworthy scale: 4 talky talk: straight up Gossip Girl bonus factors: turf wars, tommyknockers, marijuana, craziest library evs relationship status: waiting in line for Lois

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The Memenchication! Pretty Little Liars 1×8

August 3, 2010
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Last night I had a dream that I was trapped inside the Pretty Little Liars show.  Instead of arms, I had a toilet plunger and a wire whisk – so basically I was like a human dalek.  I kept trying to give Hanna a hug and tell her it’d all be okay, but my wire [...]

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Liz Wakefield: Sanctimonious Douche With Poor Impulse Control – SVH 31-36 + Spring Fever

July 30, 2010
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Hello!  Bonjour!  Does everyone have their snarking pants on? Scratch that.  Does everyone have their pants on, in general?  I mean, let’s try to be respectable here, people.  We’re in Sweet Valley!  Do you know what they do to people who don’t wear pants?  They slut-shame them for 180 pages until the no-pantster realizes the [...]

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